Rules0) Open randompokemon.com/1) Switch to "All regions" and "All types."2) Switch to "1."3) For each question, generate a Pokémon, and use it as the answer. Then comment about it. 4) PLEASE TAG SOMEONE! This is the only way the meme can get around.5) Post these rules.
(I know little to nothing about Pokemon. I'm just doing this for fun.)
1. This is you.
2. This pokemon is your rival.
3. This pokemon is deeply in love with you.
I have a feeling that the battles we have will be epic.
...Okay...Not sure how our 'relationship' would work though.4. This pokemon is stalking you.
So I'm being stalked by a pig-nosed cotton ball with bat wings??5. This pokemon just stole your cake.
You have two options dude... 1. fight me for the cake or 2. we could share, I mean it is a whole
cake!6. This is your Lab partner.
Well...at least we both have...hands?...Or at least appendages that could be considered hands.7. This is your best friend.
Yay! Cuddle Buddy!!8. This pokemon is about to fight you.
This pokemon is about to make a mistake.9. This pokemon will do anything to get your shoes.
Well...I have claws on my feet so any shoes I have would end up being ruined. Here you can have my new pair of shoes, I'm sure you'll have more use for them than I would.10. This pokemon is currently hiding in your house.
As long as it doesn't make a mess and eat all my food then I'm fine with that.11. This pokemon is your pet.
Grooming is gonna be a bitch...12. This is your new roommate.
That's fine, as long as it helps keep the house clean, pays half the rent, and helps pay for food then we shouldn't have a problem.13. This is your new boss.
Okay, looks pretty laid back.14. This pokemon watches you while you sleep at night.
Fuck! Stoutland we've got an intruder!! Sick 'em boy!15. This pokemon is scared of you.
And for good reason!16. This pokemon is about to perform surgery on you.
...Um...should I call a lawyer before we start? Am I going to be suing anyone for malpractice?17. You have to babysit this pokemon all night.
Shit...it's going to be a LONG
night. -sigh-18. This pokemon loves sleeping on your head.
I. Can't. Breath!!!! *desperate gasping*19. This pokemon envies you.
Well...maybe I could teach you a few things??20. Use this pokemon to tag some people.
Go forth, my minion, and tag these people!: